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We're steppin' out. Stop the presses! That's why everybody does everything. Why couldn't he just stay in his own state? Just go ahead and sue me! Everybody else does! I got a big surprise for you! What are you talking about? This is an outrage! It's the biggest tax increase in history!

Homer : English, who needs that? I'm never going to England. I wanted a peanut. Homer : Explain how. Homer's brain : Money can be excanged for goods and services. Homer : Woohoo! Homer : Doh! Krusty doll : Guess who, fat boy! Homer : Marge! Marge : Oh my god!

Homer : The doll's trying to kill me and the toasters been laughing at me! Eew, dog water. Homer : I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer. That kids' got bosoms! Who's got a wet towel? Oh my god!

Where did you get that brownie?! I mean, Woohoo! Da da da Besides, everytime I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive? Well good luck finding it 'cos I'm gunna take the numbers off tonight!

Well, that's nothing 'cause youuuu have a gambling problem! Gas, break, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas, gas " " This scene is gettin' old man, I'm hittin' the road! Maybe I'll drop you a line some day from where ever I wind up in this crazy old world " " I need help, Oh God, help me! Help me God! I'll show him inanimate!! Looks like I hit the jackpot!

Hehehehe " " I asked for ketchup!! I'm eatin' salad here! Well, I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy. I'm gunna go right downstairs, unfold the couch I hate when people do that!! My cookie!!! All hollering, all the time " " But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day.

Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky " Homer, do you have any plans for after graduation? Uhh, here's a good one. Pull my finger Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

Then, I will hug some snakes. Yes, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!! Now that's sarcasm! They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use " " C'mon you stupid fish, take the bait!!

Don't make me come down there! Pretty cool way to keep your pants up eh? But first I'm going to have to ask you to leave " You want trouble?

You're gunna get trouble. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one!! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another one! If it were up to you all we would ever do is work and go to church " " Mmmm, 64 slices of American Cheese " " Aggh!

I mean, Ahlo " " I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again " " Oh no!